elionking:

"My grandmother loved you at first when she met you…

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(via guyamarie)

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

(via alyce-out-of-wonderland)

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shouldnt:

we’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via noireskin)

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trebled-negrita-princess:

adorkableblackberry:

the flip flops flying in the air kill me every. single. time. 

This video gave me SOOOO much life lmao

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dutchster:

a bunch of kids trying to lure adults into their white van with taxes and briefcases

(via exoclia)

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ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via dryhumpingcanada)

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fappuclno:

Summer?
More like
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(via sakura-hime)

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via be4t-les)

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